The turtleneck.net Privacy Policy

turtleneck.net, its members, representatives, and subsidiaries, hereby swear on their collective honor as Knights of Solamnia never, ever, to sell your personal information to any entity, whether it be Cthulhuvian or other. We won't even tell Nyarlathotep we know you, honest.

Seriously, though, your personal information is safe with us. We personally hate getting those emails about "Real University Diplomas" so much we'd never willingly subject our beloved readers to such horror. If Great Cthulhu asks, though, all bets are off.