Make Your Own Worst Star Wars Cast!
 
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Episode IV: A New Hope
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as Luke Skywalker   as Aunt Beru Lars
as Han Solo as General Jan Dodonna
as Princess Leia Organa as Garven "Dave" Dreis (Red Leader)
as Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin as Wedge Antilles
(Red 2)
as Ben (Obi-Wan) Kenobi as Biggs Darklighter (Red 3)
as C-3P0 as Jek Porkins
(Red 6)
as R2-D2 as General Motti
as Chewbacca as the Cantina Bartender
as Darth Vader as the Poetic Stormtrooper
("There's one/Set for stun")
as Uncle Owen Lars as the Perceptive Stormtrooper
("Look, sir, droids!")
   

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