True Urban Legends

Big snake

two boys saw it

crawling in the alley

10 feet long when they got it out.

bo-ah . . .

Rabbit

dead pet buried

neighbor's dog dug it up

fur fluffed up, put back in the hutch.

Hare-ied . . .

Hot dog

the intern said

this lady died: she put

it in the microwave to dry

Dog gone . . .